TV Show:

NCIS


 

 

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Below are the rules that NCIS has provided over its many years on the air.  I will add more to the list as they come available.

 

 

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The following are the rules that Gibbs lives by - the Boss. These rules are the ones that need to be obeyed at all times.

If these rules are not followed then the consequence is a slap to the back of the head.  (Yes, that means you DiNozzo)!

(Please don't change the rules to what you think they SHOULD be! This is a list of what the rules ARE! (As told on the show)


Rule 1: Never let suspects stay together.


Rule 1: Never screw over your partner.


Rule 2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene.


Rule 3: Don't believe what you're told. Double check.


Rule 3: Never be unreachable.


Rule 4: The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. There is no third best.


Rule 5: You don't waste good.


Rule 6: Never say you're sorry. It's a sign of weakness.


Rule 7: Always be specific when you lie.


Rule 8: Never take anything for granted.


Rule 9: Never go anywhere without a knife.


Rule 10: Never get personally involved in a case.


Rule 11: When the job is done, walk away.


Rule 12: Never date a co-worker.


Rule 13: Never, ever involve lawyers.


Rule 14: Bend the line, don't break it.


Rule 15: Always work as a team.


Rule 16: If someone thinks they have the upper hand, break it.


Rule 18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.


Rule 20: Always look under.


Rule 22: Never ever bother Gibbs in interrogation.


Rule 23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee... if you want to live.


Rule 27: There are two ways to follow someone. First way, they never notice you. Second way, they only notice you.


Rule 28: When you need help, ask.


Rule 35: Always watch the watchers.


Rule 36: If you feel like you are being played, you probably are.


Rule 38: Your case, your lead.


Rule 39: There is no such thing as coincidence.


Rule 39: There is no such thing as a small world.


Rule 40: If it seems like someone is out to get you, they are.


Rule 42: Never accept an apology from someone who just sucker punched you.


Rule 44: First things first, hide the women and children.


Rule 45: Clean up the mess that you make.


Rule 45: Never leave behind loose ends.


Rule 51: Sometimes you're wrong.


Rule 69: Never trust a woman who doesn't trust her man.



     

     

     Below is a video from YouTube showing some of Gibbs rules.